Tiger Out

Hey guys, wattup? I didn’t post this weekend because basically all I did was pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack and after all that packing, I packed, packed, packed, packed and fucking packed some more.

Fuck! Can you handle all that packing? I sure as hell couldn’t! I think I’ve lost my mind a little, jayziz! Probably shouldn’t have dicked around so much during the week…



This post is to apologise in advance for what a scrappy week this is going to be. Today at 2pm I head to Bloem, then tomorrow I nail the rest of the drive to CT, then Wednesday morning I leave for a 3 day conference with my new company where I probably won’t be able to blog.

If I could, I would blog my ass off while road trippin’, but I’m handing back my work laptop and don’t have one besides that.

BUT, I’m not a total douchebag. To keep you guys entertained while I’m away, here are this site’s top posts to date. Read ‘em slowly, maybe like one a day until I get back on the horse, that way you won’t miss me too badly / forget about me completely.

Wish me luck, and if anything bad happens, always remember that in this life, it’s better to be a slick willy than a smooth arsehole.

Here are the posts:


NO.1 â€œThe SlickTiger Guide To Klapping Gym Boet!” (Click it BOET! EAT SOME WEIGHTS!)



NO. 2 “A Sad Day For Dogs” (who knew this post would be so popular?! Weird I tell you, flippin weird)



NO. 3 “Death By Ayoba!” (the first post that got people all antsy about this site, a classic!)



NO. 4 “The Parlotones Irritate The Living Shit Out Of Me” (self explanatory really…)



NO. 5 “My Top 5 Calvin & Hobbes Christmas Cartoons” (I love Calvin & Hobbes, this is why)



NO. 6 “Halloween Dos And Donts – A Course For Social Retards” (includes a dildo!)



NO. 7 “Top Billing Is Desensitising My Gag Reflex” (man did I have fun writing this one!)



NO. 8 “The Most Hungover I’ve Ever Been At Work” (DON’T read this while eating. In fact, probably DON’T read this AT ALL)



NO. 9 “Who Cares About The Killers?” (cause seriously, who the fuck does?)



NO. 10 “The One Thing I Feel Is Missing From The Interweb” (*5! Yeah! Good for you? Awesome, me too)



So yeah, enjoy! And I’ll see you guys on the other side.

Keep on keepin’ on 😉


1 Response to “Tiger Out”

  1. February 25, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    Dear Slicktigha. I really enjoy ur blog, keep up the good work. And maybe Ill be ur SlimShady Stan. Strange hey ? Creepy? yes.


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