Okes Who Like To Klap It #5 – Paul Main Man

MAIN MANCharnas, I tell you the innernet is a flippin’ DAK place filled with epic tales of okes who like to KLAP IT like my new boychie Paul Main Man.

I first discovered about this BUFF CHARNA through some doos whining like a moffie on the mybroadband site because Paul Main Man is the kind of charna who not only KLAPS IT, but is also a cassanova with the belters and can flippin tear you a new arsehole in backyard wrestling!

Here’s the flippin moffie complaint I wasted a hour reading I took out all the kak parts):

…we needed our networking system sorted out so I could get some of the lads on computers to answer emails.

Anyway, this bloke turns up, dirty as hell with a bunch of wires and tools hanging out a shody bag with paint over it and addressed himself as Paul. This guy was excuse my language f***ing arrogant, the way he waltzed around the office checking out the women and making sexist remarks. i let it go, i thought in 3 days this piece of crap will be gone. I was wrong, the guy was incompetent, he was there for 5 days and then gave me an invoice of 28k ZAR, that f***ing crook. I rang Telkom and told them that I already paid so where does this guy come about invoicing me, they told me they had no knowledge of this and that payment was received and I need not pay a penny more. when I got off the phone to them I told that scum bag to not swindle me, the guy went bokers, he broke the computers and a printer and nearly punched one of my new employees Mat! I was fuming, i called the cops and he went on his way.
when I got home I did my research on this bloke and found that he does back yard wrestling and calls himself PAul Main Man. what a p***k. Be careful allclip_image001

All I can say to the charna who wrote this is catch a flippin WAKE UP BOET!

A oke who walzes and checks out women is a LEGEND who obviously is no stranger to banging two blonde belters AT THE SAME TIME.

He invoised you for that much money because this charna spends 9 days a week eating weights and crumbles BRICKS in his breakfast cereal he’s so flippin’ hard. You lucky he NEARLY punched you and didn’t ACTUALLY punch you or you’d be dead.

I found this guy on the interwebs and he’s my flippin HERO! Read his site okes, maybe you could learn a thing or two about the proper way to KLAP IT… except he doesn’t use steroids… that’s a little bit gay…



Paul, I gotta problem with my work innerwebs – the boss keeps telling me I’m watching too many videos and its inappropriate and kak like that, look me up charna, I need my own private ISDL line boychie!


9 Responses to “Okes Who Like To Klap It #5 – Paul Main Man”

  1. 1 Ox
    September 4, 2011 at 10:42 am

    If there was any intention to use irony in your views on this dick, it is totally lost, leaving one with the impression you actually do admire him, that he is your idol. That’s sad, charna.

  2. 2 psymon
    September 4, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    Ox, what’s sad charna.. is your failure to grasp..

  3. 3 Ox
    September 4, 2011 at 4:17 pm

    Maybe you’re right. What am I missing?

  4. September 6, 2011 at 11:54 am

    Jeeeez Ox…

    Please tell me you’re not that slow?

    Obviously the Slick is taking the piss. He
    doesn’t need to answer to anyone about how many videos
    he watches at work! DUH!!!

  5. 5 Ox
    September 7, 2011 at 9:22 am

    Dear Matt

    If you took the time to read my comment you’ll discover I was well aware of his intention to take the piss, but that it doesn’t come across. It’s just a comment on Slick Tiger’s writing style. There are a lot of badass FHM style guy blogs like this. They’re good fun and maybe with a little work, this one could really rise above.

  6. September 12, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    @Ox – I find Slick’s style to be irreverent and very immediate, especially when it comes to satire and sarcasm. Could you elaborate as to how Slick could improve with a little work? For example, it comes across quite obviously for me in this post, how did you read it?

  7. 7 JustMe
    October 17, 2011 at 10:32 pm

    What a Fnucknut, does he live in Brakpan or maybe in the Plakkerskamp nearby?

  8. 8 Muggles
    October 18, 2011 at 9:27 am

    Lol, it looks like Paul Main Man replied on his website 🙂

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