Happy Second Birthday SlickTiger!

stripper cakeExactly two years and one day ago I pushed this site out lovingly from the moist, slippery birth canals of my twisted mind.

Can you believe it’s already been two years?! Christ, if I’d actually dedicated all this time to writing a novel like I’d originally planned and stuck to writing it as religiously as I blog on this site, I’d have a fucking masterpiece by now.

But, conversely, I never would have met all you, my happy little gang of imaginary internet friends so yeah… um… whoop whoop dee doo?

Joking! You know I love you goofy basterds. That’s the one thing you learn about blogging right from the get-go, every comment you get on your site is like a little hit of internet crack and once you get started on that shit you’ll blog about your own dead mother to get more!

I think it’s been a pretty fun ride so far. Sure, sometimes I write about utter shite just for the sake of posting that day but I’m only human. I can’t think up earth-shattering posts every day. Hell, if I manage one a MONTH I’m happy.



But enough about me, this post is about YOU – my loyal readers who come back time and time again to see what the Tiger’s been up to, what weird shit he’s cooked up today.

Civilian, Seer0wer, Guitar Jon, DP, Jax, Psymon, Action, Mattcredible, Megs (the ORIGINAL Slicky-T groupie), Callegari, Tara, Supa Dan, The MAEN, Ricksaw, Flavid, 1/2 a Rent, Peggles and Stikey just to name a few. You guys are the shit. I’d write this site until hell froze over just for you guys.

Thank you for being total badasses and hitting this site like it’s a prime piece of 18 year old ass and you’re the creepy PE teacher who touches his students inappropriately while they’re stretching.



Empires will rise and fall, but this junkyard site will float on through the blogosphere, edging ever closer to the event horizon, the still point of the turning universe and when we get there we will see the beginning again and we will know it for the first time…

And so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

I’d like to play out with a song close to my heart. It’s Eagles Of Death Metal with “Whore-hoppin’ (Shit, Goddamn)”



Shine on you crazy diamonds Winking smile


5 Responses to “Happy Second Birthday SlickTiger!”

  1. September 30, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    Congratulations dude. Always a pleasure coming here on a daily basis. I raise a toast to you on your birthday and will eat sushi off the stomachs of virgins this evening in your honour.

  2. 2 Jax
    September 30, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    Wow! Congrats man! Epic stuff!
    Keep up the good work!
    My day is never complete without reading what you have in store for us! And *sniff sniff* I got a mention, what an honour…probably made my week that! 🙂
    Tonight I shall toast to you while I get hammered and head bang at the Sin City goth party in Camden. Yee ha!
    Slicktiger groupie forever!

  3. 3 1/2a-rent
    October 1, 2011 at 8:59 am

    Congrats Slick! Keep on blogging you add a different dimension to each and every weekday of my life.

  4. 4 Seerower
    October 3, 2011 at 4:29 am

    It feels like just yesterday when I found the solace of shared opinion after reading your review on The Killers’ concert in 2009.

    One day I am going to make my kids read your blog as a guide to all things awesome and so that they know what twisted their dad’s fragile little mind.

    Keep truckin’!

    Pull in for a drink if you ever get to the east coast of Oz.

  5. October 23, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    This song is you, Slicky-T! I still miss your blue and pink sunglasses though.

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