20
Jun
12

Hilarious “Mushroom” Found In China

Mushroom2-1-Oh China, I swear to God it’s borderline adorable how naive you crazy cats can be. You’d think a country that has a population that comprises nearly a third of the entire planet would be a little more savvy.

But no, apparently not.

What you’re about to see is a news report about a large mushroom that was dug up by villagers in a rural part of China.

And sure, at first it might look totally legit. Until you look a little closer at the giant “fleshy” mushroom and realise it seems to have some rather strange-looking “growths” on the one end…

 

 

Hahahahaha! So awesome… I love the level of detail they go into when explaining what is clearly NOT a goddamn mushroom!

The news team issued this formal statement after that news piece aired:

 

An open letter to all netizens and viewers: Hi everyone, one of our news reports which aired last night has made everyone laugh. This incident has been widely followed, shared and commented on. As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone. We’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction. Please forgive our oversight!

You go China! Keep that crazy sheeit comin’!

-ST


1 Response to “Hilarious “Mushroom” Found In China”


  1. 1 dp
    June 20, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    Hahaha! How did they not get it when after looking at the lips…. More importantly what’s the inside of a Fleshlight doing buried 80m underground… It could be ancient!


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