Archive for August, 2012



06
Aug
12

Happy 21st Birthday Interwebs!

220px-Nyan_cat_250px_frame Exactly 21 years ago today, a man by the name of Sir Tim Berners-Lee launched a pretty ambitious undertaking which he called the “WWW Project”.

His aim was to allow all links to be made to any information anywhere in the world and to give access to those links to people at no cost.

Fast forward to 2012 and the thought of life without the internet is pretty unbearable. What the hell would we do at work all day if it weren’t for Facebook, Twitter, funny pictures of cats and videos of people failing at life in hilariously painful ways?

Today is also significant though because it marks the beginning of a local start-up which is making its debut as a publicly available service. It’s called “moneysmart” (www.moneysmart.co.za) and it’s a free, online personal finance management platform that helps you budget and tracks your expenses.

moneysmart decided to launch on this momentous day because like the interwebs, moneysmart developed their product to make life easier, built it with everyone in mind and made it free to use.

 

 

Weirdly enough, I actually used moneysmart during its beta phase because I can budget about as well as I can play an accordion whilst riding a unicycle.

I found the whole process to be pretty pain-free – you download your bank statements from your online banking platform, upload them into moneysmart (don’t worry, it’s totally legit and uses bank-level security verified by VeriSign, McAfee and TRUSTe) and start allocating what transactions captured on your statements relate to which monthly expenses.

Once you’ve done that, you can see plain as day exactly how much money you’re spending every month and more importantly, what you’re spending that money on.

 

 

From there you can set budgeting goals and actually start to manage your money in order to achieve those goals.

I haven’t tried the system since it’s come out of beta phase, but you bet your ass I’ll give it another whirl today and let you guys know how it works out.

In the meantime though, moneysmart is inviting South Africans to pay tribute to the interwebs and its founder Sir Tim by either tweeting personal anecdotes about their experiences with the web using the hashtag #web21 or by posting messages on Facebook (www.facebook.com/moneysmartsa).

The best ones will be used as part of a personalised video birthday card that features tributes from some of SA’s greatest techies; Matthew Buckland, Arthur Goldstuck, Alan Knot-Craig Jnr, Adriaan Pienaar, Eric Edelstein, Eran Eyal and Tobie Van Zyl.

This card will then be presented to the man himself, Sir Tim, at 16h00 our time (which should be at right about the time Sir Tim is enjoying his morning eggs and baky).

 

 

So get involved party people! If your story cuts the mustard, the very man who invented the interwebs will see it.

Worth playing for? I’ll give you a minute to strategise and then let’s get started 😉

-ST

03
Aug
12

Okes Who Like To Klap It #19: 4-Man Kanoe Charnas

1461337646 Flippin’ HELL, lemme tell you something about our Sefrican Olympics ous, they are KLAPPING IT on a whole other flippin LEVEL this year hey?!

Not since Rhino flippin moered that oke in THE GAUNTLET in season two episode five of MTN Gladiators have a sporting event ever been so flippin’ BUFF!

And then came yesterday’s 4-man kanoe Olympic challenge and all the ous in the gym were like, turn off the music, put up the TV sound and I was like are you flipppin’ stupid?! How I am supposed to stay PUMPED and KLAP my 90 kilo DUMBELL PRESS without that schweet KATY PERRY remix?!?!

But lemme tell you, it only got worser from there. After I gooied my weights in STEROID RAGE, I walked over to the TV to tear it off the flippin wall and break it on a oke’s HEAD and saw the flippin’ DUMBEST KAK IVE EVER SAW!

There was a whole buncha ous in these flippin’ gay yellow 4-man kanoes facing the WRONG FLIPPIN WAY and trying to row them with only ONE FLIPPIN’ PADDLE EACH!

 

 

Okes, I nearly kakked myself laughing. What a bunch of CHOPHEADS.

So anyways, I definitely decided to watch the 4-man backwards kanoe challenge cause when the okes bashed into each other we could all have a lag and go back to the important job of KLAPPING GYM, BOET.

But jassis. They started the challenge and the ous started klapping it faster than Spider up THE WALL in Gladiators season three episode one.

And okes, lemme tell you, straighter 4-man kanoe racing you WILL NEVER SEE. Not even the moffies in their yellow kanoes bashed into the other okes they were like flippin robots how perfectly in time they road!

Then I checked this one oke at the front, I mean the back, I mean the front of the back of the kanoe with the flippin’ BUFFEST TAN of any oke in that race and I knew that 4-man kanoe team were gonna take the gold.

 

 

“That 4-man kanoe team are gonna take the gold,” I chooned the other ous in the gym, straight and this doos was like, ja that would be kief cause they Sefricans, but oke it’s the last 500m and they coming forth.

Well, lemme tell you, that oke’s face wasn’t very good at stopping a 15 kilo DUMBELL PUNCH so ja… he’s in hospital now.

Flippin DOOS deserved it because I was right! That ou with the BUFF TAN and his kanoe buddies KLAPPED THE SHIT outta the other ous in their moffie-yellow kanoes!

The ous in the gym went mad! I never saw Sefricans so proud! I mean flip, even I got so excited I let out a protein baff that put ANOTHER OU in hospital!

 

 

At this rate Sefrica is gonna be the best at the Olympics it’s been in 100 years some oke told me, which I obviously knew was kak because MTN Gladiators only stopped in 2001 which was when they invented Olympics instead, maybe the ou meant 10 years but said it with two 0s by misteak.

I do that sometimes.

Anyway, Sefricans keep KLAPPING IT ma boychays and belters! We’ve all of us never been prouder.

-ST

01
Aug
12

We Apologise For The Inconvenience

shit shovel If you follow me on Twitter you’ll know that because I just started a new job, I’m without a laptop to blog from at the moment.

Well, unless you count J-Rab’s five year-old Compaq that I’m banging this out on, but it’s a total pain in the ass so until I get my new laptop, posting is gonna be patchy.

It’s ironic because at the moment I’m killing it in terms of hits, but as bitter experience has taught me, unless you pump content out when your numbers spike, they level out again fast, so here’s a video of a guy losing his shit all over the place to keep you crazy basterds entertained.

 

 

Later party people 😉

-ST