Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man Is A weird Little Asshole

Scientifically Accurate SpidermanIn keeping with this week’s theme on the site, namely posting random, disturbing internet videos so I can get away with doing very little actual writing, allow me to present to you “Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man”.

I’m pretty sure I’ll never be able to look at Spider-Man the same way again after having watched this. Turns out spiders are weird little assholes who we should definitely not model our superheroes after.

Still though, I’d pay good money to watch a scientifically accurate Spider-Man movie. It would probably be much like watching The Fly (anyone ever see that? Wow it was fucked up…) and Toby Maguire would be PERFECT for it!

Anyway. With no further ado. Here is “Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man”:



Jesus. Spiders produce milk!?

What weird little assholes!


2 Responses to “Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man Is A weird Little Asshole”

  1. 1 ChrisP
    February 28, 2013 at 9:35 am

    Nevermind the milk part. When he mates, his dick falls off. Let me say that again his dick falls off.


  2. 2 Randolph West
    February 28, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    I still chuckle about this. Glad you posted it.

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