Worst Knock-Knock Joke Of All TIme

KnockknockI tell ya, it’s a fucking slow day today – there is literally nothing cool happening on the internet except for this bizarre video I dug up from god-knows-when (the 90s I’m guessing?).

This video is undeniable proof of why you should never give your children false hope. You should never tell them they are brilliant at something that you know full well they suck at.

Otherwise your offspring will end up on TV gameshows like this little asshole, making idiots of themselves in front of millions of people for all eternity. If my son did this on public TV I’d definitely ground him until he was 30.

Time to get your cringe on.



Keyboard cat was a nice touch. In fact, keyboard cat is the reason I even bothered posting this in the first place.

God bless you keyboard cat.


3 Responses to “Worst Knock-Knock Joke Of All TIme”

  1. 1 J-Rab
    March 20, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    Jesus, how do you even find this shit?

  2. 3 Loose Cannon
    March 22, 2013 at 9:04 am

    Ok, so this might be total bullshit, but according to the interwebs, this guy is now…wait for it…a stand-up comedian! His name is Gregg Gethard.


    Way to achieve your goals after overwhelming failure.

    Not sure what the cat is doing.

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