Archive for May, 2013

31
May
13

#GetDirty And Win A Trip To JHB For A Face-Meltingly Rad Converse Party

heroIt’s competition time again boys and girls and today we are giving away a very special prize courtesy of SlickTiger Industries and Converse that will melt your face off or your money back!

If you’re into bands like Zebra & Giraffe, BLK JKS, Shadowclub, Reason and Vigilante then I’ve got good news because if you win THIS COMPETITION, you’ll be seeing them all live next Saturday.

See, Converse (being the badasses that they are) are throwing a MASSIVE party in Joburg at Mary Fitzgerald Square in Newtown next Saturday and I’m giving away a double ticket to the event which includes a trip by motherflippin train from CT to JHB and hotel accommodation on the Sat night.

All you have to do to win this badass experience is write a comment below about the dirtiest you’ve ever gotten in a pair of sneakers (interpret that any way you like) and you could win this insane experience.

 

 

Comments will be limited to no more than three sentences and the comment that makes your Tiger pal crack up the most takes home the bacon.

If you strike out but would still like to check out the event, tickets only cost R50 and are available by clicking on this convenient link meticulously coded by the interwebs department of SlickTiger Industries.

This competition closes officially at 12am on Wednesday morning. The winner will be announced on the site later on that very same day.

Lastly, if you feel you fluffed your first attempt, you are more than welcome to submit a second and even a third comment but after that I’ll automatically delete any other comments you post so don’t go nuts on me ok?

May the best, dirtiest man / woman win!

-ST

29
May
13

The Armikrog Cometh!

83714ad93e95352aebb5009320da27ce_largeI’ll say one thing for 2013, it’s turning out to be a pretty radass year it terms of cool shit coming out (wait, that didn’t come out right… wait, nor did that…)

Not only have some of my favourite bands released albums (Queens Of The Stone Age, The National, Iron & Wine, The Strokes, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club), but they’ve all been pretty damn good.

Then, later this year I’ll be releasing a little creating of my own in the form of a little Tiger cub, which I’m also hoping will be pretty rad and lastly, there’s ARMIKROG!

I dunno if any of you guys remember the Earthworm Jim games from the 90s? Or how about the fucking INSANE point and click adventure The Neverhood? Well the guys responsible for those games have teamed up again to create another gaming masterpiece, also all done in claymation called Armikrog.

 

 

Shit like this gets me pretty fired up. I’m a sucker for those old point and click adventures – the Sierra Quest games (Space Quest, King’s Quest, Quest for Glory), the Lucas Arts classics (Day Of The Tentacle, Indiana Jones, Sam & Max, Full Throttle), shit even the Legend Of Kyrandia games were pretty cool.

But my all time favourites (of all time) were Grim Fandango and The Neverhood. In fact, a little-known fact about your Tiger pal is that I played and finished The Neverhood religiously once a year for five years.

Then I lent it to a buddy and never saw it again. About time I got my hands on a copy now that I think about it…

 

 

I loved that game because it combined fiendishly difficult puzzles with this beautiful / bizarre clay-made world and a story that was so rich, detailed and epic that actually completing the game was a fucking spiritual experience!

I mean how can it not be when the final line of dialogue spoken by the God and creator of The Neverhood after you save him is: “Listen up everybody! It’s now time to goof off!”

Also, the soundtrack to the game was so good, years later I actually downloaded the entire thing and played it on infinite repeat in my car.

Armikrog looks like it’s going to have all that epic gaming goodness and more, check out the video below:

 

 

So THAT’S what John Heder’s been up to. Huh. Who knew…

Needless to say, I’m donating my $20 to the making of that game. It’s well worth it and they’ll definitely reach their target or all my faith in humanity will literally evaporate overnight.

Hopefully the next you’ll be reading about this will be my review.

KAPOW!

-ST

27
May
13

Escape Monday: Awesome Pieces Of Street Art

28-Imaginative-Examples-Of-Creative-Street-Art-20Blink and the entire weekend is over before it began. Crazy how quickly weekends go by, how soon we find ourselves back here, back at our laptops getting bombarded by emails once again.

It’s nice to imagine people who don’t have to endure the same office-bound existence that we do. I take comfort in the thought that there are free spirits out there, running amok, doing all the crazy shit I can’t.

Graffiti is an expression of that kind of freedom. In a perfect world, graffiti artists would be contracted by cities to cover ugly public buildings with bright-coloured images and thought-provoking  pieces of art like the ones you’re about to see.

In Tiger City, this is what the world would look like:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dig that last one. I woulda made the houses brown though…

-ST

24
May
13

Angels From Hell – Another Badass 8 Tracks Mix From Your Tiger Pal

8D92F4FFFThat’s right boys and girls, your Tiger pal’s been busy putting together another suh-lick 8Tracks mix to blow your fragile little minds clear into the weekend, ffffffffffuck yeah!

This time around I thought I’d focus on the fairer sex because in my humble opinion there is a fuckload of very cool, fresh and genuinely incredible rock music being made by girls at the moment.

So here are 18 tracks from a whole buncha bands you may never have heard of (Anna Calvi? Cults? Marissa Nadler? Savages? The Kills? Hello? Is this thing on?) because I’m rad like that and I think you guys will really like this stuff.

So put your headphones on, throw some whisky from that hipflask I know you keep under your desk into your morning coffee and let’s get this muthufukkin party started.

 

Hell’s Angels from SlickTiger on 8tracks Radio.

 

Have a killer weekend Party People.

See ya’ll next week as we edge ever closer to payday.

Hallefuckinlujah Winking smile

-ST

23
May
13

Surgeon Simulator’s Day OFf

hqdefaultUnless you’ve actually played the online game “Surgeon Simulator”, which I posted about / reviewed here, the video you’re about to see is not going to make any sense whatsoever.

If you don’t have the time to click that link, read the (very brief) post and actually play ‘Surgeon Simulator”, then let me quickly sum the entire game up on a sentence or two.

Basically, your goal is to perform a heart transplant by guiding the surgeon’s hand (controlled by the mouse), picking up surgical instruments (the keys ‘a’, ‘w’, ‘e’, and ‘r’ control the pinkie, ring, middle and index fingers respectively while space controls the thumb) and hoping for the best.

The utterly useless control system and piss poor in-game physics make this feat pretty much impossible but make for a hilarious gameplay experience because it’s literally like trying to control someone who’s been binge-drinking petrol.

Anyway. Here’s what surgeon simulator gets up to on his day off.

 

 

Aaaaaahhhh, so funny if you’re one of only a handful of people who has actually played the game and shares my deranged sense of humour.

Good times Winking smile

-ST

21
May
13

iPad Game Review: Badland

badlands-icon-100032922-largeLookit your Tiger pal, banging out these flippin’ quality posts just like the old days – reviewing the shit out of shit, helping you guys find rad things to ram into your hungry little brains, what a badass!

Now that I’ve completed the creative writing course I was toiling away at for the past ten weeks, I have slightly more time to dedicate to this site, which I’m pretty happy about.

Believe it or not, every time I have to just repost a funny video to ensure there’s a constant stream of posts on this site, I die inside a little. But enough of that, let’s talk about BADLAND, the raddest iPad game you’ve never played.

I decided to splurge on the $3.99 this game cost based purely on the game’s cool-looking icon in the App Store (which I enlarged and posted above). Which is kinda like judging a book by its microscopic little cover.

Obviously the name sounded compelling as well and yes, I did scroll through some screen shots, eventually deciding fuck it, why not? There’s only so long you can sink countless months into Clash Of Clans before you start to get over it.

 

 

So I did it and 121MB later I was completely immersed in one of the best iPad games I’ve ever played.

BADLAND is beautiful (literally) in its simplicity. There is no complicated story or convoluted plotline to follow, there are no cut-scenes, there isn’t really a story in any form whatsoever.

You play as this weird little feathery round guy who, despite his distinctly poor aerodynamic design, must fly through one side-scrolling level after the other without being squashed, spiked, shot or left behind by the continually panning screen.

There also aren’t any controls. You touch the screen and he flies up, you stop touching and gravity does its thing. It is literally that simple.

 

 

I’ll admit that if it weren’t for the jaw-dropping rich background visuals, eerie atmosphere and incredible physics, it’s unlikely I would have carried on playing past the third level.

Which is the long way of saying the game starts out ridiculously easy. Don’t be fooled, it scales up quickly and before you know it the game’s throwing curveballs that are so devilishly wicked, you can’t help but enjoy it more and more despite the fact that, well, you keep dying.

Then the power-ups start coming thick and fast and with each one, the gameplay dynamic takes a drastic turn.

 

 

The only fault I can find with this game is that I know I’m going to finish it soon and that thought depresses me so much I’m actually rationing the number of levels I play everyday.

If you just play to complete the levels you’ll probably get through them in about 8 – 10 hours of uninterrupted play.

However, if you want to “three-star” (or in this case, “three-egg”) the levels, that takes considerably longer and adds at least another 15 hours to the gameplay.

With future updates planned, I have no doubt they’ll unlock a host of new levels later this year, but for the meantime if you’re looking for a highly entertaining game with stunning graphics and cleverly thought-out, addictive gameplay, you can’t go wrong with BADLAND.

Final Verdict: 9/10

-ST

20
May
13

Escape Monday: Backstage Riders From Famous Bands In Pics

Photo © Tim Gander. All rights reserved. TEL: 07703 124412.You guys ever heard the famous story of Van Halen and the clause in his concert contract that said if the band found a single brown M&M in the bowl backstage they could cancel an appearance on the spot?

It’s gone down in rock legend as one of the most self-indulgent, childish clauses in a backstage rider contract ever. What a bunch of egotistical douchebags right?

Wrong. As it turns out, that clause was specifically written into their contract amidst literally hundreds of other highly technical clauses as a way of seeing whether or not the technical specifications of the contract had been thoroughly read and complied with.

I mean we’re talking about a band that toured with nine 18-wheeler trucks full of gear. In one famous incident at a university in Pueblo, Colorado, Van Halen found brown M&Ms backstage and hey presto, halfway through the gig the staging sunk through the brand new flooring in the arena where they were playing.

Ever since I heard this story, I’ve wondered what other artists request in their backstage riders and now, thanks to Henry Hargreaves who is a seriously awesome photographer who comes up with some sick ideas for photography projects, I know the answer to that.

So here, in no particular order, are the foods huge bands and famous performers request in their backstage riders.

Dig it:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Crazy hey? Frank Sinatra was the real winner here if you ask me. Fuck was he planning to do with all that booze? Drink himself into cough drop-flavoured coma?

Good times I tell ya.

Good times Winking smile

-ST

17
May
13

Album Review: The Bedroom Hour – Themes

ThemesThe Down Lizzo:

I’m the world’s biggest music snob. I don’t know how it happened, one day I just woke up and I was just this snobby arsehole when it came to music, like the worst hipster you know multiplied by 1000.

As such, there’s nothing that gives me more pleasure than discovering a talented band before they release their debut EP / album.

In the case of The Bedroom Hour, a five-piece post-Britpop / alternative rock band based in London I got in there from ground zero whilst visiting the UK last year and have stayed in touch with the guys ever since.

Today is the official launch of their debut EP Themes, a polished six-track taste of what The Bedroom Hour are capable of and, having gotten my filthy mitts on a pre-release copy a few weeks back, I was seriously impressed by not only this band’s musical chops, but also the production value of the EP which is a shit-ton better than other bands I’ve latched onto early in their careers.

 

 

Sick Tracks:

The Bedroom Hour’s biggest strength as a band lies in the fact that they aren’t trying to reinvent the wheel, but rather carve out a sound that is distinctly theirs from some of the greats who have gone before them.

Musically they share a lot of ties with a band like Coldplay and weirdly enough, some of guitarist Rob Payne’s bright, ethereal riffs even reminded me of U2’s early stuff, before they became gigantic wankers.

“Tyrannosaur” was the first track that made me sit up and take notice. It comes on with a Clash-like bassline and builds to a sweeping synth crescendo verse while frontman Stu Drummond’s powerful vocal melody takes centre stage as he intones the line “You’ll scare everyone you ever loved away”.

 

 

Another thing that struck me about this band right from the get-go was their expert use of space in their tracks. Nothing feels forced, contrived or like they’re trying to impress for the sake of it. Instead they give their material the room it needs to breathe and leave you to draw your own conclusions.

It’s a breath of fresh air in an era when artists are becoming obsessed with pioneering obscure genres whilst bludgeoning audiences to death with hooks and riffs that we’ve heard a thousand times before.

“X Marks The Spot” (which I’ve posted below) is another stand-out track. It’s a stadium sized anthem, a love song that soars effortlessly above the trite, cliched emotional slop that is all too prevalent in the material we’re bombarded with through commercial TV and radio.

 

 

The EP closer “Slow Motion Cinema” resonates with longing and a sense of deep and profound loss. It pulls no punches as Drummond’s vocals build towards the glimmering ray of light that is the simple chorous line “I close my eyes to see slow motion cinema / The time of our lives captured on camera.”

It’s a track that hints at so much more, both in terms of it’s subject matter and in terms of what The Bedroom Hour has to offer as a band.

Should You Give A Shit?

Are the Kennedy’s gun-shy? Hell yeah you should give a shit. I have a feeling deep in my bones that, given a year or so, The Bedroom Hour are going to be pretty huge in which case you definitely want to be one of the snobby music arseholes like your Tiger pal who got in from Day Zero.

Here’s the video for “X Marks The Spot”. If you want to get your hands on the EP, it’s available from iTunes as of today.

 

 

Final Verdict: 7/10

-ST

16
May
13

A Hardline Review Of The Lumia 920 Courtesy Of Your Tiger Pal

002It’s no secret that Nokia and I are friends from way back. Just look at that advert on your right, go ahead do it. What does it say? That’s right, it says somethingsomething NOKIA somethingsomething.

Such is my relationship with Nokia that even their top brass over in Finland has read this site. True story (that I’ll get into another time), but despite this I still try to retain some integrity when reviewing their phones.

That’s why I’m calling this a HARDLINE REVIEW. I’m not going to pull any punches here people, I’m going to tell you straight up what I think about the Nokia Lumia 920 I’ve been using for the past month.

Let’s start from the start, shall we?

Courtship:

For about four weeks before I got the actual phone to review, Nokia faithfully sent me a whole variety of drops of all kinds of shit stuff like a travel journal, an old school disposable camera, a cactus in a pot made from old stiffy disks, that sort of thing.

The idea was to highlight how technology has changed over the years in a “Hey, remember when we used stiffy disks?! How nuts were those! Look at how far we’ve come, sho!” kind of way.

 

 

I thought the drops were a nice idea, except the poor cactus, which got all battered up by the couriers and came out looking like it had fought a war (and lost).

All this built up to the big moment itself, when the final drop arrived and KAPOW! It was the Lumia 920! And a chopping board! Which was very useful… for chopping… stuff…

 

Form Factor

In my previous in-depth reviews of the Nokia Lumia 900 I’d mentioned how much bigger it was compared to the Lumia 800, something that took a little getting used to at first.

Well, the Lumia 920 continues this trend – size-wise it’s actually slightly thinner than the 900 (10.7mm vs 11.5) but width and height are both considerably more (130.3mm x 70.8 mm vs 68.5mm x 127.8mm).

It’s also one heavy-ass phone, weighing in at a hefty 185g in comparison to the 160g that the Lumia 900 weighed.

 

 

I was given the red Lumia 920 to review and holy shizit-balls does this phone look sexy! A shinier, smoother, more scratch-proof, slicker piece of technology you will NOT find.

Sure, it was a little hefty, but the second I fired it up and was bathed in the warm glow of no less than three hundred and thirty two pixels per inch on a 768 x 1280 PureMotion HD display, any reservations I had about it’s large size vanished instantly.

 

 

Display

I don’t really know what to say here except wow.

The colour on the display is so rich you can practically taste it. It’s one of those things where at first you’re like “Huh, the display looks nice…” but after a week or so of using it, especially when you start using the camera, you really come to appreciate what a 332ppi 768 x 1280 display can do.

Videos play like magic, images are incredibly vivid, even webpages look pretty sick. It’s a big step up from the Lumia 900 AND you can use the touch-screen whilst wearing gloves (apparently. I never tried this, not much of a glove-wearer…)

 

 

Operating System, Speed, All That Good Stuff

Processor-wise, Nokia has seriously upped their game when it comes to the processor speed of the Lumia 920.

What am I talking about here? I’m talking about a Dual-core 1.5GHz Snapdragon S4 processor bitches! That thing FLIES! And when combined with a solid 1GB RAM you must know, the last thing you’ll be doing is sitting around waiting for the phone to crunch apps, games, videos or webpages (connection dependant).

As for Windows 8, it’s just as much of a pleasure to use as Windows 7.5 was and operates according to the same tile logic. I have no issues with the OS on new Windows phones. I use a Windows laptop in my working life, so it makes sense to run in on my phone as well.

I had ONE instance where the phone froze which was a little disconcerting as my Lumia 900, in the 6 months I’ve been using it hasn’t frozen once. The screen got stuck displaying the Nokia logo and I had to hard-reset it (hold down volume down and the lock buttons) to get it up and running again.

 

 

Battery Life and WIRELESS CHARGING!

This is always a tricky one to review over a mere month. The standard charge you get out of a smartphone these days is roughly a day of using it at medium-intensity for calls, internet browsing and taking pics.

My Lumia 900 used to give me just more than a day on regular battery (not power-saving) mode but that came down drastically over the time I used the phone. Now I take it off charge at about 7am and by 7pm it’s dead to the world.

With the Lumia 920, I can easily get nearly a day and a half out of the battery before it snuffs it, but who knows what the story would be six months down the line.

As for the wireless charging, at the time of writing this I was unable to confirm whether you get the Fatboy Wireless Charging Pillow bundled with Nokia Lumia 920s or not – what I do know though is it’s not included in the Lumia 920 box at all.

 

 

If I had to hazard a guess, I’d say the charging pillow is sold separately and probably isn’t cheap, but it’s totally worth it to just place your phone on a pillow and magically have it start charging right before your very eyes!

Yeah. Not really. Essentially there is no difference between plugging your phone in to charge and plugging a charging pillow in to charge and putting your phone on it. One thing I will say though is that the charge the phone got from the pillow seemed to be pretty legit – charging time was minimal and the battery lasted just as long as if it had been plugged into the wall.

It’s a start though. The day they invent something that broadcasts electricity to my phone the same way wifi is broadcast is the day I’ll really be impressed. And also the day THE ROBOTS TAKE OVER, RRARGRGRAHGRAHGRHAGRARAAAA!

 

 

Camera

This was my biggest gripe on the Lumia 900. Despite being a pretty solid phone I found the camera took blurry pictures unless held in a vice-like, unwavering grip and it performed shockingly in low-light conditions.

They’ve rectified both of these problems with the 8.7-megapixel PureView (with Carl Zeiss Tessar lens) primary camera the phone comes packing.

It brought back fond memories of the 12MP camera my old Nokia N8 used to pack in terms of image quality and general reliability. The only thing I struggled a bit with was zooming, which you can only do by pinching the screen.

Normally this wouldn’t be a problem, but touching the screen when on camera mode instantly takes a picture so unless you get your pinch perfect, you’ll end up snapping an unzoomed pic of something random and who the hell has time for unzoomed pics?! (#1stworldproblems).

On every other front, the camera was a vast improvement though and with 1080p video, the next random gig you go to and film with your phone knowing full well you’ll never actually watch the footage will never look better.

 

 

I could go on…

There’s still a lot more to cover with this phone – apps for example, how does it fare on that front? And what about my socials? Will it handle my Twitters and Facebookings like a pro?

And how about the built-in LTE antenna, how that that bad boy work (VERY flippin well if you’re in an area with coverage – Twitter and Facebook both opened and updated pretty much instantly, boosting my show-off factor considerably).

And mapping? What’s the mapping like (beyond awesome. That’s one thing the new generation of Nokia phones has got so right it’s not even funny).

But yeah, if you want my final verdict then here it is:

 

Final Verdict:

The Lumia 920 is the Lumia 900 on steroids. Despite its increased bulk, I really enjoyed using the phone and only had one minor glitch when it froze solid about three weeks after I started using it.

What would really boost the hell out of this review would be any comments from people who have used this phone alongside an iPhone, Samsung Galaxy or HTC. I can only review this phone in comparison to Nokia’s previous phones and when viewed in that light, it’s a great phone.

My view in the end of the day is this: if you are a Windows user, you’d be retarded NOT to try out one of Nokia’s new Windows phones of which the Lumia 920 is by far the best (until the 925 is available…).

-ST