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Found In Translation

6639820I subscribe to a newsletter from a group called Allaboutwriting that must be the only newsletter of the 20-odd I receive on a regular basis that I don’t swear loudly at and delete on sight.

Such is my love of these newsletters that I think I’ve been receiving them since about 2007 / 2008 and will probably continue to receive them for as long as whoever is sending them sends them.

Yesterday’s newsletter was a particularly awesome one because it contained an excerpt from a book called Mystery Girl by David Gordon who has two novels under his belt – Mystery Girl (published last year) and one from 2010 called The Serialist.

Here’s the excerpt Allaboutwriting sent me that had all my cubicle buddies asking what was so funny.

The book is about “a self-deprecating narrator, a failed writer who’s taken a job as an assistant detective to a modern-day Sherlock Holmes (who is certifiably insane)”.

Check it:

“I try to write a little.”

“Ah, a writer. That makes sense. I bet you’re good at telling stories, with the private eye stuff and all.”

“Actually, I write experimental fiction. I’m not really into plot-driven stuff.”

“You mean more just about the characters, their psychology?”

“No, not that either. I’m not really so interested in psychology.”

“So more like a poem or something, abstract ideas?”

“No, it’s a novel. Definitely not abstract. I can’t stand all that intellectual abstraction.”

“A novel with no story or characters or ideas? It’s hard to imagine.”

“Yeah, for me too.” We both laughed. “Actually, I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about.”

I love the unexpected turn the dialogue takes, this moment of hilarious honesty that comes so abruptly you’re completely unprepared for it.

Along with that excerpt, the kind folks at Allaboutwriting also posted a link to a recent article David Gordon wrote for the New York Times which I am reposting here verbatim because I steal shamelessly from the interwebs, post other people’s hard work here and feel very clever about myself indeed.

 

Big in Japan

JAN. 10, 2014

    By DAVID GORDON

    You might not know me, but I’m famous. Don’t feel bad. Until recently, I didn’t know I was famous either, and most days, even now, it’s hard to tell.

    In 2010 I published a novel, “The Serialist.” It did fine for a debut, which is to say well enough to warrant a second, but my daily life didn’t change much: I wrote, I ran, I hung out with my friends. Then a Japanese translation came out, and things got strange. My book won a major Japanese literary contest, which was nice. Then it won another. Then another. Apparently this was extraordinary: No one had ever won all three before. I received copies of articles, which were totally incomprehensible to me except for the picture of my face and a big No. 1. I tried Google Translate, which rendered it all into tantalizing gibberish. My book was not even called “The Serialist” in Japan: The character is a pulp writer, so they used the title “Niryuu Shousetsuka,” which translates back into English as “Second-Rate Novelist.” That was me!

    The odd, or oddest, part, was that I had always been a fan of Japanese culture, its films, books and art, though I had never studied it, and it played no role in my books. It was like having a distant teenage crush on someone who suddenly wrote and said, “I like you, too.”

    The culmination of this peculiar adventure, which I had observed only from afar, occurred when Toei Studio made “Niryuu Shousetsuka: Serialist,” a film based on my book. That is to say, a Japanese movie set in Tokyo, with Japanese actors speaking Japanese, rather than my version, which features non-Japanese people and takes place mostly in Queens.

    They made the movie very fast, in about six months, and invited me to the premiere in June 2013. My Japanese publishers had contrived to release my new book, “Mystery Girl,” at the same time. The novel wouldn’t even be published in English until July. Maybe it had something to do with the international date line, the way emails from East Asia seem to come from tomorrow, but my Japanese life was clearly way ahead of my American life. So I went.

    At the airport, I was met by my editor and a TV crew, which, I assure you, had never happened before. I was put up in a hotel where James Bond might have stayed, with a remote-controlled tub that filled automatically and a giant button that opened the drapes — futuristic, but a ’60s kind of future. As requested, I put on a black suit and a tie (mind you, I can barely tie a tie, because in my real life I have no need for one) and went to the premiere, where each member of the cast, including the woman who sang the theme song, bowed and thanked me.

    In a daze, I was paraded before the press, blinded by flashbulbs and tracked by TV cameras. But because I couldn’t understand the directions, I often talked to the wrong camera, stared into space or even leaned on the scenery — until my intrepid and glamorous young translator told the reporters to wave if they wanted David-san to look at their cameras, like a baby at a birthday party. I watched the film with her whispering in my ear: “He is the detective.” It was as if I had fallen asleep and had a weird dream about my own book. At the end, when the lights came up and I stood to leave, she tapped my shoulder and pointed. The audience was clapping wildly. For me. I took a few deep bows and fled.

    For a week, I did interviews, met critics and fans, visited bookshops. Readers admired my views on literature and my deep understanding of women — things few readers (or women) think here. I travelled everywhere with an entourage, signing books aided by two assistants, one who held the book for me, another who blotted my signature with tissue. People toasted me and applauded my ability to eat with chopsticks or sign my name really big on a poster.

    Then I came home to my daily routine. I live alone in book-filled rooms smaller than my Tokyo hotel suite. My bathtub doesn’t fill itself. I sit and write all day in silence. Then I go running or out with friends, who barely ever applaud. Don’t get me wrong, it’s fine, but once in a while, as I eat a burrito and watch an old samurai film, I wonder how that other, more glamorous writer, David-san, the Second-Rate Novelist, is doing over there, where it’s already tomorrow.

    How insane is that story?! It’s every writer’s secret dream to reach that level of fame – people drying your signature with paper tissues, classic!

    I’m definitely going to read Gordon’s two novels and you should too. Then afterwards we can meet up and discuss the novel’s central themes and main characters over some fine pinotage and brie cheese with a roaring fireplace and a little Bach to keep us company.

    Did I mention that my flat smells of leather and rich mahogany? Winking smile

    Good times.

    -ST


    1 Response to “Found In Translation”


    1. January 14, 2014 at 5:04 pm

      I giggled, but properly though, not just internet-giggled, at the line where he compares himself to a baby at a birthday party who needs to be waved at for the cameras. Brilliant writing style, I might have me some fire place bach-background of my own.

      We can Skype and compare notes, if you like.


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