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Half Arsed-a Chef Episode 2, Slick NAILS An Epic High 5

HAC#2The second episode of Nomu Half Arsed-a Chef has landed and holy balls, not only does your pal Slicky-T NAIL some sick dance moves, but also the most epic high five ever filmed.

In this episode we make “Gumboot Puree”, ie. we cram a bunch of tomatoes into a gumboot and squish the tomatoes into puree with our bare feet.

What they don’t show in this video is the fact that the judges tasted all the resulting puree, which is either very brave or very, very stupid. The jury’s still out on that one…

Big Daddy Savage (@lifeissavage) and Angel (@YesReallyAngel) deserve a special mention as well for their inspiring “Black Swanesque” ballet routine which was cut brutally short in the final edit.

Rich Hardiman (@RichardHardiman) also melted faces with some impressive freestyling whilst pouring all manner of shit into The Hot One’s (@monsters_closet) gumboots for their unique, beer-flavoured puree.

Deeeeelicious 😉



Did you catch that epic high five? See the way the girls fluffed it completely before Slicky-T stepped in their to save it?

Yeah, that’s because they let the excitement get to them and DIDN’T WATCH THE ELBOW!

Always watch the elbow. That is your lesson for the day.

Tune in next week for more Nomu Half Arsed-a Chef awesomeness.



Nomu Launches Half Arsed-a Chef, Slick Makes A Cameo

nomu_stir_largeSo a couple weeks back your pal Slicky-T was asked to take part in an epic spoof of Master Chef brought to you by the good folks at Nomu.

Naturally my agent handled everything, I just showed up at the Nomu studio where I was greeted by cross section of Cape Town’s A-list influencers and more wine than you could shake a tin of Nomu beef rub at (courtesy of Andre Pentz, what a badass).

Everyone from bloggers Big Daddy Savage and Dax to comedienne Angel to 2OceansViber Richard Hardiman was there. Even SA celeb Leslie Van Der Westhuizen showed up and covered the Nomu kitchen from one end to the other in a bizarre mix of chocolate powder, soy sauce, melk skommel and other ingredients which shall remain nameless.

The result was a series of sick videos we’re calling “Half Arsed-a Chef”, the first episode of which “The Boerie Tower” follows below.

Unfortunately they had to cut me out of this episode entirely except for the opening credits, something about my performance over shadowing the rest of the contestants, but just you wait. There are at least another three or four episodes of the show and obviously they’re saving the best for last.



In case you were wondering, my team (Bubbles and Caylee) were the ones responsible for “The Alsatian” – the tightest boerie tower ever coiled around cardboard.

Stay tuned folks, more of that good shit to come Winking smile