It must have been a truly epic, universe-changing moment the first time man sat down to write something and after accidentally placing a colon next to a closed bracket, realised he’d just made a smiley.
“Hey guys! Guys! You gotta see what just happened!”
“What, what did you do? Cure cancer? Discover a cure for AIDS? Become immortal? TELL US!”
“Something way, way better than all those things. Check it out…”
🙂
“Woooaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh… That’s… that’s fucking AWESOME MAN! It’s like, now when I’m happy, I don’t need to write ‘I’m happy’ I can just use that convenient arrangement of punctuation, hooray!”
And so on, and so on.
