I didn’t go into Iron Man 2 the same way I’d go into just any movie, no. I went into Iron Man 2 with a pretty specific list of things I wanted to see that went like this:
- Explosions
- Wide-scale destruction
- Dudes in metal suits bashing the shit out of each other
- Robert Downey JR being smarmy
- More explosions
- Sexy bitches
- Radioactive flying dinosaurs (in retrospect, maybe not a very realistic expectation)
- Mickey Rourke fucking shit up and being badass
- Did I mention explosions?
- Explosions
And let me just say that hell yeah! Iron Man 2 delivered on pretty much all fronts (except one).
