Hey guys, wattup? I didn’t post this weekend because basically all I did was pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack, pack and after all that packing, I packed, packed, packed, packed and fucking packed some more.
Fuck! Can you handle all that packing? I sure as hell couldn’t! I think I’ve lost my mind a little, jayziz! Probably shouldn’t have dicked around so much during the week…
This post is to apologise in advance for what a scrappy week this is going to be. Today at 2pm I head to Bloem, then tomorrow I nail the rest of the drive to CT, then Wednesday morning I leave for a 3 day conference with my new company where I probably won’t be able to blog.
If I could, I would blog my ass off while road trippin’, but I’m handing back my work laptop and don’t have one besides that.
BUT, I’m not a total douchebag. To keep you guys entertained while I’m away, here are this site’s top posts to date. Read ‘em slowly, maybe like one a day until I get back on the horse, that way you won’t miss me too badly / forget about me completely.
Wish me luck, and if anything bad happens, always remember that in this life, it’s better to be a slick willy than a smooth arsehole.
Here are the posts:
NO.1 “The SlickTiger Guide To Klapping Gym Boet!†(Click it BOET! EAT SOME WEIGHTS!)
http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2010/02/09/the-slicktiger-guide-to-klapping-gym-boet/
NO. 2 “A Sad Day For Dogs†(who knew this post would be so popular?! Weird I tell you, flippin weird)
http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2009/10/20/a-sad-day-for-dogs/
NO. 3 “Death By Ayoba!†(the first post that got people all antsy about this site, a classic!)
http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2009/11/19/death-by-ayoba/
NO. 4 “The Parlotones Irritate The Living Shit Out Of Me†(self explanatory really…)
http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2010/01/28/the-parlotones-irritate-the-living-shit-out-of-me/
NO. 5 “My Top 5 Calvin & Hobbes Christmas Cartoons†(I love Calvin & Hobbes, this is why)
http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2009/12/17/my-top-5-calvin-hobbes-christmas-cartoons/
NO. 6 “Halloween Dos And Donts – A Course For Social Retards†(includes a dildo!)
http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2009/10/30/halloween-dos-and-donts-a-crash-course-for-social-retards/
NO. 7 “Top Billing Is Desensitising My Gag Reflex†(man did I have fun writing this one!)
http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2009/12/11/top-billing-is-desensitising-my-gag-reflex/
NO. 8 “The Most Hungover I’ve Ever Been At Work†(DON’T read this while eating. In fact, probably DON’T read this AT ALL)
http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2010/01/22/the-most-hungover-ive-ever-been-at-work/
NO. 9 “Who Cares About The Killers?†(cause seriously, who the fuck does?)
http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2009/12/04/who-cares-about-the-killers/
NO. 10 “The One Thing I Feel Is Missing From The Interweb†(*5! Yeah! Good for you? Awesome, me too)
http://slicktiger.wordpress.com/2010/01/21/the-one-thing-i-feel-is-missing-from-the-interweb/
So yeah, enjoy! And I’ll see you guys on the other side.
Keep on keepin’ on 😉
-ST
