Fuck, did we get up to some crazy shit this weekend, man-o-man. I fucking wish I could tell you guys about it, but I can’t, aaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!
How lame is that? It’s like starting a joke and then right at the end of it saying, ‘Umm, actually wait… that’s not how it goes… umm…’
[SFX: Crickets]
But yeah, I guess there’s no harm in sharing a few details.
Here is the weekend summed up in completely nonsensical bullet points:
- I drove up and down the same kilometer of dirt road for nearly two hours
- J-Rab mastered the art of being dead