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14
May
13

The Most Hilarious Infomercial Dub I’ve Seen Since The Snuggy

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Sticky FingersI don’t watch a lot of TV. In fact, at the time of writing this I don’t even have a television. I have a gigantic flat screen monitor on which I watch movies and series, but not TV, I hate TV.

So I have no idea if South African TV has as many infomercials as it used, the ones that loop to in those dark, ungodly hours when you really should be asleep.

HOWEVER, if you’ve ever been to the States, you’ll know that TV over there is fucking SATURATED with infomercials and my god! They are so awful they’re practically begging to be ripped off.

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10
May
13

Friday LOLZ – What Happens When You Smoke 12 Bongs A Day

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MAGNUSI always maintained that a bong is like the heroine equivalent of getting stoned; a quick, intense hit that leaves you pretty much incapacitated if executed correctly.

It’s literally been years since I dipped into the mahangajanga, but I still clearly remember (sort of) what it felt like and how, after four or five at most, my perception of reality became somewhat skewed.

Keep this up for about ten years and you’ll reach the level of the people you’re about to see in this video. They practise a martial art called “Yellow Bamboo” which is a “Balinese White Magic and an art of self-development, protection and healing”.

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09
May
13

The Autotuned News Report Trend Continues

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Dead GiveawayThe trend continues, but there’s no way this compares to Bedroom Intruder or Sweet Brown’s classic “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That” autotuned track.

It’s still a kinda catchy tune though and it’s brought to you by Schmoyoho, the guys who did the original Antoine Dodson track and pretty much invented the autotuned news genre.

I’m sure by now you guys have seen the news interview with Charles Ramsay, the unlikely hero who discovered his neighbour was abducting young women and keeping them locked in his house, some for as long as TEN FUCKING YEARS! Well, if you missed it here’s the original report and autotuned version.

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23
Apr
13

Ducks Are Very, Very Fucked Up

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PLUSH_2711_ALT_4b5488a6362b0Jesus. I actually have no idea how to describe what I’ve just seen and almost feel bad re-posting it here for you, my poor unsuspecting readers, to have to try to deal with.

Ducks, as it turns out, are extremely, extremely fucked up. You know the famous expression “fuck a duck”? Probably not seeing as I invented it… but anyway, long story short, do not EVER fuck a duck. EVER.

What you’re about to see is two things 1) Expertly narrated by Morgan Freeman and 2) the very stuff nightmares are made of. I am not being over dramatic here, think very carefully before you watch this because it will destroy your perception of ducks forever.

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18
Apr
13

Represent The Tiger, Win 2 x Tickets For The CT #5GumExperience

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Kooks 5GumThere’s a badass story about Hunter S Thompson when he was covering the campaign trail back in ‘72 and he gave his press pass to this raging maniac he met on a train.

This guy then used the pass to get access into this high profile press conference with all these presidential candidates where he proceeded to heckle the shit out of them and act like a total maniac.

The point of this whole story is that I can’t make the #5GumExperience here in CT on Saturday, so I’m giving my tickets away to one lucky reader to attend the event on my behalf and act as a Gonzo journalist for the site.

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18
Apr
13

Gangster Granny – Just What Your Thursday Needs

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Gangster GrannyIn a lot of ways this video goes directly against the laws of nature – grannies are supposed to be sweet and docile, they’re supposed to knit and bake cookies and read bedtime stories to the grandkids.

But not Gangster Granny. Gangster Granny is here to do two things, which you will learn about shortly when the audition tape you’re about to see gets to that bit.

Bottom line is I very much doubt we’ll be seeing Gangster Granny at the movies anytime soon. I just really wander about the people who write this shit – I mean surely they can do better than a script about an ass-kicking granny!

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17
Apr
13

The Angriest Guitar Player IN THE WORLD

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Angry Guitar ManHow did I miss this?! Did you guys catch this video back in 2011? The angriest guitar player in the world? I didn’t! And I feel cheated that no one shared this with me back when it was first uploaded.

If you’ve never seen the angriest guitar player in the world then you my friend are in for a treat. You get regular, run-of-the-mill angry Scots and then you get motherflippin NUCLEAR MELTDOWN angry Scots.

This guy belongs to the nuclear meltdown variety. I love this for two reasons – firstly because I know only too well what it’s like to be this pissed off and secondly because the part he keeps fluffing sounds like a fucking nursery rhyme.

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16
Apr
13

Psy’s New Video Is… Um…

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GentlemanI said it before, when Psy dropped “Gangnam Style” I was notoriously slow off the mark in posting it on the site because after I watched it the first time I wasn’t really moved one way or another.

His new vid for “Gentleman” hit YouTube three days ago and is already at a whopping 86 million views so what the hell. I figured I’d post it here in case you guys haven’t seen it already (unlikely).

It’s got some pretty sick beats but it’s sorely lacking the radass dance moves that made “Gangnam Style” explode like an H-bomb on the interwebs.

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10
Apr
13

Early 80s “Aerobic Self Defence” Video WILL Change Your Life

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ButtingWhat the hell happened to people back in the 80s?! Did their ability to rationally assess what they were saying and doing just completely evaporate?

I mean there are only two types of people that possess the unwavering, supreme self-confidence that people in the 80s had – people on truckloads of blow and sociopaths.

American Psycho helped me understand why people in the 80s were as fucked up as they were, but every time I watch a video like this that understanding crumbles because what the shit is going on here?!

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22
Mar
13

Are You A Social Farter?

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fartFarting means different things to different people. To me, farting is something I will never, ever do in front of people if I can avoid it. It’s just not the way I was brought up. Farting is for the bathroom and that’s that.

However, friends of mine, good people, will often unleash trumpet-blast farts at full volume when we’re hanging out with other people that they know have loose morals when it comes to public farting.

I hate this. A fart is basically a blast of microscopic shit particles into the air. When I’m smelling your fart, tiny particles of your shit are going into my nose and mouth and to be perfectly frank I think that’s fucking disgusting.

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