No sooner do I post the last epic work time waster than this total badass who goes by the name of Clive Robertson sends me a mail with a game that instantly brought on a flashback of when I was about 8 years old and I used to dick around on my dad’s 386 with Windows 3.1.
I think you know what I’m talking about here people.
ASTEROIDS MUTHUFUKKAHS!

Hit this link to check out this classic “blast-everything-around-you-into-tiny-bits-but-for-fuck’s-sake-avoid-actually-moving-in-any-direction-AT-ALL-COSTS†game all reskinned in shiny new graphics.
Some nice new additions I dug were:
- Hitting ’L’ to automatically skip to later levels