Posts Tagged ‘slicktiger dad

20
Aug
13

Pressure, fahk!

IMG_6488resizedHi boys and girls, how the hell are ya’ll doing? Hell’s teeth it’s been a long-ass time since I last posted and over the course of my self-imposed hiatus, my life has changed in every conceivable way.

As you all probably know from the last post, I am a dad. My Cub was born happy and healthy, is feeding well, sleeping well and doing everything a newborn should and I can’t tell you how great that feels.

HOWEVER, I now feel this added pressure to post something life-changingly epic on the site, a post that wrenches the heartstrings and leaves you with this “Phwoar! Holy shit, life is AWESOME!” kinda feeling.

14
Aug
13

I Have A Daughter And She Is A Badass

I will write more soon, I promise. For the time being, I’m just treading water, trying to figure it all out and trying to get my head around the fact that as of 1.17pm on Monday, I became a father.

I will say two things though. Firstly, J-Rab is a champion. She is the strongest woman I’ve ever known and has sailed through everything just like I knew she would. Because of her I will never look at women the same way again. They are miraculous beings, anyone who thinks differently is not a person you should waste your time with.

11
Jul
12

SlickTiger Becomes A Dad!

dad cigarGreat news party people, as of Monday your Tiger pal became a dad! That’s right, “Smelly Cat” from a few posts back gave birth to 6 little furballs on Monday morning.

I got to watch the first two being born and I can tell you straight up, it was the craziest experience.

It’s the circle of life, just like in that movie with that lion who was king and then got killed in front of his kid lion who then grew up to be a man lion and eventually became king himself. I think it was called “Lion Story”.