Sometimes I feel like I don’t do enough on weekends, do you ever get that feeling? You arrive at work on Monday and your colleagues ask the usual ‘How was your weekend?’ question and the best you can come up with is, ‘Yeah, good thanks, and yours?’
‘Good thanks.’
‘Cool… umm…’
‘You do anything cool?’
‘Yeah, we saw a cool movie and you?’
‘Oh, we had a braai, nothing too hectic, chilled y’know?’
‘Cool…’
‘Yeah…’
‘Um, you want some coff-’
‘STICK IT TO MY VEINS!’