Posts Tagged ‘stellenbosch university

14
Jun
10

The SlickTiger Interview On MFM

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Stop the motherfucking press motherfuckers! I actually managed to get my dirty paws on the interview that took place last week on Wednesday on MFM (Maties FM, the Stellenbosch University campus station) because literally hundreds of thousands of people emailed, skyped, smsed and shouted at me on busy street corners because they so badly wanted to hear it.

 

So yeah, I did you guys all the favour of painstakingly breaking into the MFM offices in the dead of night and stealing about 3 days worth of back-recordings that I had to listen to, which was like chewing glass, to eventually find this little gem of an interview.

Enjoy guys. Something tells me you’re gonna love the shit outta this 😉

-ST

09
Jun
10

Congratulations! 1 x Mind-Blowing Orgasm Coming Your Way

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If you had to ask me what I believe in, I don’t really know what I’d say. Organised religion seems really contrived and, let’s be honest, is pretty boring and preachy most of the time.

I do think there’s some kind of bigger, karmic system we’re a part of though, which is why I’ve decided to appeal to whatever Gods may be to reward anyone who visits this site today with a mind-blowing orgasm.

 

 

The beauty of a karmic gift of this nature is you can enjoy it by yourself or with (consenting) others, but just make sure you know what you’re getting yourself into. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill, make-a-funny-cum-face, roll-over-and-go-to-sleep kind of orgasm.

This is the kind that will definitely wake the neighbours and possibly even the dead.

You’re welcome. I was just feeling really generous and in a great mood cause I got interviewed on radio this morning, Maties FM to be precise, the Stellenbosch University campus station.

What’s that you say? You’re suicidally depressed because you missed the interview? Cheer up buddy ‘ol pal, once I get WordPress to do what I fucking paid $19.97 for it to do, you’ll be able to hear it.

Enjoy the orgasm 😉

-ST