Archive for June 28th, 2011


What Happens When People On Boatloads Of Cocaine Make TV Ads

The advertising industry has a bad reputation when it comes to drugs, cocaine in particular, because it’s basically impossible to turn your creativity on and off like a faucet and that’s exactly what the job entails.

So you do a little blow from time to time (to time to time to time to time), you get crazy ideas that normal people don’t have the confidence to so much as utter under their breath in a room full of people and you shout those fucking ideas from the rooftop of your swanky loft apartment at 4 in the morning because FFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!