03
Oct
12

Calling All BUFF CHARNAS And SERIOUS BELTERS

70652881LwHvct_phMa charnas, I have to just say that yesterday’s post where I showed you ous how the Champions League Twenty20 Cricket flippin STOLE MY SHIT has gone MASSIVELY virile.

That was the biggest numbers this site has ever done in one day and not one ou, NOT ONE, had a bad thing to say about it because ja. The ous STOLE MY SHIT! Flippin THIEFS!

KLAPPING IT is a INSTITUTION! It’s a flippin RELIGION to ous (WOLFPACK! You BUFF CHARNAS know what I’m talking about). So after gym last night I did a bit of a photo shoot of myself and my flippin BELTER girlfriend so the Twenty20 ous can see what KLAPPING IT is all about.

Check these flippin HIGH QUALITY shots we took in our home studio.

 

 

Here’s another one in case the white pant cricket moffies didn’t get the message the first time round:

 

 

And just to rub home my point:

 

 

After that I had A THOUGHT, which was unusual for me so you better flippin listen carefully.

I know for a FACT that literally millions of MASSIVE AND RIPPED BUFF CHARNAS and SERIOUS BELTERS read this site about ten times A DAY because this site lets me spy on them.

So why don’t you flippin MONSTER okes and BELTER chicks send me your sexy pics that show how you like to KLAP IT to tellthetiger@gmail.com and I’ll IMMEDIATELY put YOU on my site.

It’s time to show those flippin banana eating cricket moffies once AND FOR ALL what KLAPPING IT actually means so that never again will ADVERTISING RATS steal from a interweb oke and think they can get away with it.

-ST


12 Responses to “Calling All BUFF CHARNAS And SERIOUS BELTERS”


  1. October 3, 2012 at 9:30 am

    I READ how those ouks jacked your shit, yesterday, bru. Not cool, hey. That was not cool at all. It was the first time I came to your site after a CHARNA of mine sent me the link to motivate me to go to the gym and KLAP IT STUKKEND so I can get that ripped look, hey. I already got the tan – it’s was so extreme that God himself gave it to me naturally, so I’m schweet on that on, hey. Now I have to finish the job.

    Anyway, after visiting your site for the first time, yesterday, I drive home and saw one of your ads on a building, bru. I kak you negative, it was there. I was like “Juslaaik, they jacked his shit, hey.” So, maai bru, I kak you negative took out my smaatfone and took a picture of that shit to Whatsapp it to my CHARNA, along with the link to your story of those dooses who jacked your shit, bru. Swear it, my CHARNA was woedend en kak al. My belter vrou even held the steering wheel while I took the picture, ouk. That’s how EXTREME I is. Anyway, just wanted you to know that I fight your cause, bru. You’ve enlightened me to the ways of KLAPPING it, have converted me and awoken me. It’s a pity I took so long to wake up to it but I’m here, ouk.

    Baai the way, that body of yours looks schweet, bru. And that belter there is a belter of NOTE, bru, but those taaiger underpants are what that picture is really about – bru. They are BOSS!

    You’re a legend, bru. I believe in Slick Tiger.

    • October 3, 2012 at 11:09 am

      DarkBlood my boedie, can I just say that that is a TUFF OU NAME if I ever heard one? Jislaaik, I’m getting shivers just thinking of it ma charn!

      Also, your comment is not only the BUFFEST IN THE LAND, but it also proofs what I always knowed, that those KAK COVERED RATS THIEFED MY SHIT!

      Once you start klapping it seriously boet, you never look back. You get ripped, you get the belters and ous RESPECT you, end of flippin story.

      Come back any time boedie, pull up a couch, I’ll mix a protein shake OR FIVE.

      -ST

  2. 3 Civilian
    October 3, 2012 at 10:03 am

    Jassis flip oke! I always just thought you were a FAIRYTALE, you know, like a MYTH or something! Now I have proof you are RIPPED! We should seriously klap it together sometime bru. What’s your local gym hey?

    • October 3, 2012 at 11:12 am

      My boet, the Tiger is as real as it gets. As the pictures clearly show, he are the ORIGINAL gym klapping charna.
      Ous thought he was just some skinny little clever interweb oke what are good at writing like a ou whos damaged his brain with too much roids.
      But NO. The Tiger is flippin LEGIT ma boedie!
      Could use a better tan though…
      -ST

  3. 6 Jacques' liver
    October 3, 2012 at 12:16 pm

    hahahahahahahahahaha…I finally clinked on the facebook link, they passed it around as a joke, kak funny my bru

  4. 7 Wolfpack
    October 3, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Jussus oke, looking lank dak there!

    Living the #proteindream

    Awoooo

  5. 8 Jacques' liver
    October 3, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    lol i read all your ‘klap it’ blogs, brilliant!! And no, you do not have better abs than Cameron, sorry but he’s got you beat ou

  6. October 3, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    dude. forget klapping it.

    you need to wax that shit.

    😉

  7. 11 claystar
    October 3, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    More pics of the bunny, less of the tiger ok! shot cuzzy

  8. 12 Debben Booitjie
    October 5, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    Slick, you are the baddest tiger this side of the Jukskei River, my oath!! All those poofta’s claiming to KLAP IT but who stand in front of the mirror sans weights checking their pecks need to catch a flippin wake up and read your posts. Not a word of lie!! I just wanna choon them to leave the 25kg dumbbells and pick up some real weights you pussies… Anyway, I gotta split – haven’t pushed my Landy up a hill since this morning, I must be getting soft… As for those cricket moffies, you can chuckle into your next protien shake knowing this next level shit is lost on them. I hope they get heat stroke out there…

    Safe


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