Posts Tagged ‘funny animals

06
Jun
14

Friday LOLZ: Animal Edition

tumblr_n1dmzyaiGX1r6pudbo1_1280What today needs is some crazy internet animals that think they are people. In fact, I’m pretty sure that’s the reason the internet was invented way back in 2007 – to show everyone how flippin RAD animals are.

Animals have existed for well over 90 years in various forms namely flying, crawling, swimming and running. Their primary function is to provide LOLZ for mankind over the internet and taste delicious.

Animals were first discovered in their natural habitat, pet stores, where they begin their lives as tiny replicas of their fully-grown selves and spend a lot of time chewing (except fish, but they can’t be really classified as animals as they belong to the reptile family).

Animals can be very well-trained. This animal is very well-trained not to jump on the bed when his owner is home. This is what happens when his owner ISN’T home.

Clever animal…

 

 

Animals also have great skills when it comes to DJ-ing as this helps them create close packs of like-minded animal friends in the wild for hunting and partying purposes.

Here are examples of great musical skills with animals:

 

 

Moar:

 

 

That particular animal featured in the last video (The Gote) also has impressive skills when it comes to balancing on flexible steel sheets.

Don’t believe me?

How about now?

 

 

Birds, which are animals that no one really knows what they are, are also extremely important to the interwebs ecosystem when it comes to generating LOLZ.

Here is an example of a Lesser Spotted Smooth Operator proving this point:

 

 

You know what’s also rad? Taking LSD:

 

 

Have a killer weekend Party People.

See ya’ll next week for more insane ramblings Winking smile

-ST

05
Apr
13

Friday LOLZ Cat Depression Edition

tumblr_mk4532YNjW1ql2603o1_500Easter has really thrown things off kilter here at SlickTiger Industries, so my apologies for the shocking lack of posting, things will be on track next week fo sho.

In the meantime, I’m eating musli, drinking green tea and wallowing in this weird funk that I woke up in today. I think I’m suffering from chronic cat-induced depression.

See, our cat is cheating on us. We’ve been in denial about it for some time now, but all the evidence is piling up and it’s getting pretty hard to turn a blind eye anymore.

We’re pretty sure it’s the neighbours downstairs. On more than one occasion we have found our cat down there, hanging out with them when she should be at home hanging out with us.

It’s kinda heartbreaking. I mean fuck, we love her, care for her, we fucking gave her a home to have her kittens in, we saved her from the goddamn street and how does she repay us?

 

 

By running off with the neighbours who I swear to God are feeding her every time she goes around there, loving her and fucking letting her sleep in their fucking house!

Fuck this fucking shit. What the fuck? What a total load of bullshit, there is no justice in the world, fuck her, she can fucking have those shitty pot-smoking vegetarian motherfuckers if she wants. If she thinks they are better than us, then she can fuck right off, I don’t need this shit in my life.

Anyway. Friday LOLZ. Enjoy.

 

 

 

 

And now, here’s my professional career summed up in one picture:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s the opposite of what our fucking cat is like:

 

 

 

Have a great weekend. I really hope your guys pets don’t cheat on you the way our is.

After everything we’ve done for her… it’s just so fucking wrong… I swear to God, I’m going home this afternoon and punching those neighbours IN THE FACE.

-ST

15
Feb
13

Friday Lolz – The BEst 5 Mins You’ll Spend At Work Today (Except For When You Pack Up To Leave)

tumblr_mgsabecGzq1rytly3o1_500S’up Party People! Friday fuck yeah! How crazy has this week been? In fact how crazy has this year been? 2013 is not fucking around in any way, it’s here to kick your balls and that’s that.

So anyway, I dug up some pretty random stuff to brighten up your day today folks, hope you guys dig it, especially the first video which was doing the rounds yesterday for Valentine’s Day.

Also spare a thought for your Tiger pal today. I had root canal on Monday that is still fucking sore. God DAYUM! Anyone else out there had root canal recently? How much longer is this shit gonna last?!

Anyway. In other news. Russians are fucked up:

 

 

 

 

The girl’s expression in that one makes the pic for me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

This next one is for all the Breaking Bad fans out there.

 

 

While we’re on the subject…

 

 

And the winner iiiiiiiisssssss…

 

 

Have a killer weekend boys and girls.

Be safe out there ok?

And remember, it’s better to be a slick willy than a smooth arsehole Winking smile

-ST