Okes Who Like To Klap It #19: 4-Man Kanoe Charnas

1461337646 Flippin’ HELL, lemme tell you something about our Sefrican Olympics ous, they are KLAPPING IT on a whole other flippin LEVEL this year hey?!

Not since Rhino flippin moered that oke in THE GAUNTLET in season two episode five of MTN Gladiators have a sporting event ever been so flippin’ BUFF!

And then came yesterday’s 4-man kanoe Olympic challenge and all the ous in the gym were like, turn off the music, put up the TV sound and I was like are you flipppin’ stupid?! How I am supposed to stay PUMPED and KLAP my 90 kilo DUMBELL PRESS without that schweet KATY PERRY remix?!?!

But lemme tell you, it only got worser from there. After I gooied my weights in STEROID RAGE, I walked over to the TV to tear it off the flippin wall and break it on a oke’s HEAD and saw the flippin’ DUMBEST KAK IVE EVER SAW!

There was a whole buncha ous in these flippin’ gay yellow 4-man kanoes facing the WRONG FLIPPIN WAY and trying to row them with only ONE FLIPPIN’ PADDLE EACH!



Okes, I nearly kakked myself laughing. What a bunch of CHOPHEADS.

So anyways, I definitely decided to watch the 4-man backwards kanoe challenge cause when the okes bashed into each other we could all have a lag and go back to the important job of KLAPPING GYM, BOET.

But jassis. They started the challenge and the ous started klapping it faster than Spider up THE WALL in Gladiators season three episode one.

And okes, lemme tell you, straighter 4-man kanoe racing you WILL NEVER SEE. Not even the moffies in their yellow kanoes bashed into the other okes they were like flippin robots how perfectly in time they road!

Then I checked this one oke at the front, I mean the back, I mean the front of the back of the kanoe with the flippin’ BUFFEST TAN of any oke in that race and I knew that 4-man kanoe team were gonna take the gold.



“That 4-man kanoe team are gonna take the gold,” I chooned the other ous in the gym, straight and this doos was like, ja that would be kief cause they Sefricans, but oke it’s the last 500m and they coming forth.

Well, lemme tell you, that oke’s face wasn’t very good at stopping a 15 kilo DUMBELL PUNCH so ja… he’s in hospital now.

Flippin DOOS deserved it because I was right! That ou with the BUFF TAN and his kanoe buddies KLAPPED THE SHIT outta the other ous in their moffie-yellow kanoes!

The ous in the gym went mad! I never saw Sefricans so proud! I mean flip, even I got so excited I let out a protein baff that put ANOTHER OU in hospital!



At this rate Sefrica is gonna be the best at the Olympics it’s been in 100 years some oke told me, which I obviously knew was kak because MTN Gladiators only stopped in 2001 which was when they invented Olympics instead, maybe the ou meant 10 years but said it with two 0s by misteak.

I do that sometimes.

Anyway, Sefricans keep KLAPPING IT ma boychays and belters! We’ve all of us never been prouder.


6 Responses to “Okes Who Like To Klap It #19: 4-Man Kanoe Charnas”

  1. 1 John Smith
    August 5, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    this is potentially the least funny blog i’ve ever read. cant believe someone would actually take the time to write this shit.

    • 2 DRE
      August 11, 2012 at 9:56 pm

      Listen here fool, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Just because you don’t know how to KLAP IT and get MASSIVE and RIPPED doesn’t mean you get to insult my CHARNA Slick.

      I have been reading his posts for a few years, and I always enjoy them, because I have this thing called a sense of humour. You either have no sense of humour, or you are too stupid to understand the point of these posts.

      So in conclusion, kindly FUCK OFF. No one is forcing you to read this ‘shit’

      Keep KLAPPING it Slick.


      • August 13, 2012 at 9:46 am

        DRE, MA BOYCHAY!
        A oke like you is obviously a charna who unnerstands the third rule of KLAPPING GYM – you are nothing, NOTHING without your charnas!
        As for you John Smith, you need to relax a little ma boych. It will go back to its normal size once the roids wear off, trust me, I’ve been there many times.
        Oh wait, you’re not on roids?
        Flip man, this are awkward now…

  2. 4 Jannie The Brave
    September 28, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    John is obviously one of the oke moffie-yellow canoe.

  3. August 15, 2013 at 12:44 am

    Bloody brilliant! Never lost the spark since the first post about okes that KLAP GYM HARD, BOET. And always are on the scout for blonde belters too! Great stuff 😀 stay tanned & don’t forget to always gooi those weights after KLAPPING IT HARD china!


  4. August 15, 2013 at 12:49 am

    PS. I am a rower, haha. Shweet_


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