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Sep
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Win A Weekend Getaway Courtesy Of Tsogo Sun And Your Tiger Pal

TsogoSale1 - 800px wideThe competitions are coming in thick and fast on TFW these days folks which means I can finally reward my loyal readers with some boodle.

That’s right, boodle. I chose that word carefully to invoke piratey scenes of golden rolling dunes, blue skies, turquoise oceans and rum because if you play your cards right, that’s exactly what you’ll win.

See, my new buddies over at Tsogo Sun have officially launched a summer sale where you can save 25% on a holiday at one of their hotels in Gauteng, Kwa-Zulu Natal or the Western Cape, but you gotta move fast, the offer closes tomorrow at 8pm!

Alternatively, you could just win a weekend getaway for two at one of the hotels listed in the link above by doing something I like to call “writing well”.

 

 

“Writing well” is not as easy as it looks on this site. Sure most people have a keyboard and can push the buttons on it, but can they push those buttons in exactly the right order to create something meaningful? Something that could win them the free weekend of a LIFETIME?!

Only one way to find out…

The rules are simple. Write me one sentence in the comments section below telling me why you need a holiday.

And please don’t give me a bleeding-heart story about some depressing tragedy you’ve endured that somehow qualifies you for a holiday.

 

 

This is not a soap opera, it’s a blog site for people with a sense of humour.

So the golden rule applies, make me laugh and you’re in with a fighting chance, capiche?

One sentence explaining why you need a holiday that is funny (the sentence, not the holiday).

If you feel your first attempt is rubbish, you are more than welcome to enter more than once, but try to cap it at 5 entries or you’ll start looking desperate and the other kids on the site will laugh at you.

Entries will close at 5pm and a winner will be announced tomorrow at 9am.

Here’s the small print in bolded writing:

Ts and Cs

The prize is subject to the following terms and conditions:

  • Your prize is valid until 07 January 2013. The accommodation must be taken up within this period, as the expiry date will not be extended.
  • Your prize is not transferable, may not be converted to cash and, if lost, will not be re-issued by Tsogo Sun hotels.
  • You may take advantage of your prize at any time, subject to availability, convenient to yourself and to the hotel as specified above, with the exception of school holidays, public holidays and certain other peak periods that may be identified by the hotel.
  • To redeem your prize, please contact our Customer Contact Centre in Johannesburg on telephone number 0861 44 77 44 and the Reservations agent will make the booking on your behalf.  Please note that you will be required to fax a copy of this letter to the Reservations agent to secure your booking.
  • You will be required to produce this original prize letter on check in at the hotel – no copies will be accepted.

 

Do me proud ya buncha flippin maniacs.

Do me proud.

-ST


16 Responses to “Win A Weekend Getaway Courtesy Of Tsogo Sun And Your Tiger Pal”


  1. 1 8thMan
    September 27, 2012 at 9:53 am

    My woman she is married, but she never wears the pants, she does her duties for me, by picking up my skants, but now I must take her on a holiday or she will start wearing curlers to bed again.

  2. September 27, 2012 at 10:54 am

    I scored the chick from Hanson.

  3. September 27, 2012 at 11:11 am

    I keep eating Nutri Day yoghurt in the hopes of winning the R5000 instantly but keep getting told to keep searching, so I keep eating Nutri Day yoghurt.

  4. 4 Master Bates
    September 27, 2012 at 11:12 am

    I just found out my best pal is gay…his dick tastes like shit

  5. 5 Cublicled Chris
    September 27, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    “I would totz lose my sh*t if I won that free holidayyy”, blurted Sally – driving Chris further into his cubicled-depression by reminding him of that time in pre-school where he actually lost his shit; and had to be hosed down in front of everyone for 15 lonely minutes.

  6. 6 Tim
    September 27, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says “why the long face?” the horse, incapable of speaking, shits on the floor and leaves.

  7. September 27, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    Do it like you’re doing it for TV

  8. September 27, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Today, I woke up on the floor, I got shampoo in my eye – twice – I ashed a cigarette on myself and spelt my name wrong on a leave application that was declined.

  9. September 27, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    I spent my last R5 on an ice cream, which I dropped on the road leaving the store, I shouted for help – then some jerk took a picture of it and then posted it on the internet with the caption “Not. Interested.”

  10. 10 Nyuzsi
    September 27, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    Sleep Deprived Victim of furryfourfooted fan club requires relief from 3 farting snoring scratching GSD’s and 1 idling feline V8.

  11. 11 Soon to be unemployed
    September 27, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    A mail to all the boys has just been sent to All staff and now all the staff know that I like blondes, nipple clamps and chimpanzees

  12. 12 Dogz Bollocks
    September 27, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    I just saw my father-in-law going for a lap dance and I’m not supposed to be here

  13. 13 Beth_N
    September 27, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    frustrated and need a dirty weekend away 😉

  14. 14 Beth_N
    September 27, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    will pay 10 bucks to win

  15. 15 Nicole
    October 1, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    I caught my boss watching gang banging at work,my neck hurts from looking at the floor when i talk to him.


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