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21
Apr
11

HOLIDAYEEEEEE, CELEBRA-EEEEEEEEETT!

Hands up who took the three days leave that magically turns into eleven days over Easter?

 

 

If you did, you’re a fucking genius. Pat yourself on the back for that shit and go immediately to bar, do not pass go, do not collect 200.

I took those three days because I, like you, am pretty much one of the smratest people ON THE PLANET!

Needless to say, posting might get a little patchy over the next two weeks. We’re taking a road trip up to Knysna along the garden route and then further up to the Eastern Cape to hit some killer spots like Kenton and Port Alfred.

 

 

Fingers crossed this cold front passes soon and leaves one last glorious taste of summer in its wake.

Sunshine and good times people. That’s where it’s at Winking smile

So take care of your bad selves over the Easter period. Be safe and celebrate Christ’s brutal crucifixion and somewhat creepy return from the grave by eating little chocolate eggs and Lindt rabbits while I practise some crucifixion and returning from the dead myself.

 

 

Catch you crazy fuckers on the other side.

-ST

19
Apr
11

Is it ok to just post a cartoon of Tarzan Propositioning What Looks Like A young Boy Inappropriately In Hilariously Bad English Whilst Riding An Elephant Today? It’s Not? Um. Crap

 

 

Ten points if you spotted Pedo Bear.

-ST

15
Apr
11

Happy National Cleavage Day

So glad it’s National Cleavage Day today cause I got fuck all to post about otherwise – yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ha!

Thank Jeebers for small miracles right? (And large ones if you catch my meaning, wink wink, nudge nudge).

Anyway, here’s a whole lot of pics to celebrate the wonder that is women’s breasts.

Oh yeah, and play this killer track while you check these pics out, courtesy of http://gobarbra.com/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are we good? Great.

Have a killer weekend Winking smile

-ST

12
Apr
11

Fight Club For Chicks

I don’t know how I missed this band. It’s a double edged sword because part of me is like “What the fuck how could these guys slip off my radar? What kind of music junkie am I?” but the other part of me is like “FUCK YEAH A NEW BAND THAT ISN’T SHIT!”

Because a lot of them are shit, trust me, I wade through piles of it on a monthly basis so that you don’t have to.

Which brings us neatly to today’s band, Nico Vega, who dropped their eponymous debut album two years ago. I got my hands on it last week and can’t stop playing it.

It’s fucking sexy man, jayziz! The singer, Aja Volkman has this incredible voice that at times sounds like Florence Welch (from Florence and the Machine) and at others sounds like Karen O (Yeah Yeah Yeahs) and man has she got a pair of lungs on her, her scream makes the hairs on my neck stand up.

So yeah, watch this video for one of their tracks “Gravity” and you’ll see exactly what I mean.

Just be warned though, this shit’s violent as fuck.

It’s like Fight Club for chicks Winking smile

 

 

Happy Tuesday.

-ST

08
Apr
11

Everybody Needs To Watch THis. Invaluable Information.

Living in South Africa can be rough. At many times in people’s lives they are subjected to the horrendous ordeal of watching an entire cross-section of our country’s male population urinating in public places such as street corners, parks, art museums and on one particularly traumatising occasion, by the frozen veggies section of Pick ‘n Pay.

Guys, it doesn’t have to be this way. Please take the time to watch this highly educational and informative video entitled “How To Piss In Public” and do be sure to thank me later.

 

Big thanks to Civilian for that one, you rock, keep the good shit coming.

I hope you were taking notes. There WILL be a test later.

Have a killer weekend Winking smile

-ST

07
Apr
11

Lego Porn

I got nothing today. So here’s some Lego porn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thank you Holy Taco.

Aaaaaaand, we’re done here.

-ST

04
Apr
11

And You Thought Your Monday Sucked…

You gotta love The Boomtown Rats, they were fucking cool man, I think about them on a weekly basis because like them, I too want to shoot this whole fucking day down.

And the funny thing is, no matter how carefully I plan my weekends (doesn’t happen often), no matter how much productive stuff I try to cram into them, they always end too fucking soon and BAM! I’m back here, ticking the days off until the next weekend lands.

It’s probably because in the five days you spend looking forward to your next weekend, you build that basterd up to be some kind of life-changing experience, some kind of epic event that’s somehow going to make the time you spent slaving away for it worthwhile.

Mondays are a necessary evil I guess, but the good news is no matter how bad your is, at least you don’t live in some dust bowl redneck town where people stone each other to death for not going to church.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haw! Winking smile

 

 

Happy Monday everyone!

-ST

30
Mar
11

Josh Homme Just Got That Much More Badass

It’s no secret that I’m probably the biggest Josh Homme fan in the entire fucking world. As far as I’m concerned, the man is a genius. Every band he’s ever been a part of, right back to his days playing with the stoner rock band Kyuss, has been mind-blowingly badass.

 

 

The best way I could put it is that if my life were a movie, the soundtrack would comprise of Kyuss, Queens Of The Stone Age, Eagles Of Death Metal and Them Crooked Vultures.

I’m so obsessed with the man that not only do I have every B-side he ever recorded, but recently I even resorted to getting my hands on his wife’s music and found out that she’s a total badass too!

I present to you, Brody Dalle:

 

 

She rose to fame in the band The Distillers and is often compared to Courtney Love and PJ Harvey in terms of her vocal style. She also married Tim Armstrong, frontman of Rancid when she was 18, but divorced him 6 years later and hooked up with Homme shortly after that.

When The Distillers broke up she started working on a new project called Spinnerette and released a self-titled album with the band in 2009.

I got my hands on it recently and dig it. Partly because she has an amazing, sexy voice, but also because it sounds like a female version of Queens Of The Stone Age (the other guitarist in the band, Alain Johannes, has had a long association with Homme and wrote some of the material on Lullabies To Paralyse and Era Vulgaris).

Here’s the song that was blasting in my skull when I woke up this morning. It’s Spinnerette with “All Babes Are Wolves”.

 

 

Happy Wednesday Winking smile

-ST

28
Mar
11

The Tracy McGregor Breast Debate (NSFW!)

The new Playboy SA is on streets and men throughout the country are finally getting a good look at covergirl Tracy McGregor’s breasts.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present to you Exhibit A:

 

 

Of course, 2OceansSlime already leaked this picture last week sometime and it’s been doing the rounds pretty hectically on the interwebs over the last few days, but I felt it was important to share it with you, my trusty readers, and see what your views are.

Personally I’d say they’re real, but their are legions of trolls out there that reckon they’re fake and had a whole lot of shitty things to say about this pic.

What do you guys think?

-ST

24
Mar
11

World TB Day

Guys, today is World TB Day and Lancet Laboratories are doing something pretty rad – for every 5 people that tweet the hash tag #WorldTBDay, they will donate one free sputum ZN test (TB Test) to someone who can’t afford it.

To better explain the campaign here’s a video that features a sketch artist pumping out some pretty amazing drawings in stop motion with a catchy, contemporary acoustic guitar track in the background.

 

 

I say let’s take this shit to a whole other level. I say let’s all of us nail that hash tag on Twitter at least five times today and heal the world. Make it a better place. For you and for me and the entire human race.

There are people dying. But if you care enough for the living. Make it a better place for you and for me.

You and for me.

Yoouuuu aaannnddd for meeeeeeeee.

Thank you.

-ST