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Okes Who Like To Klap It #15: Avastar Nightclub Charna

AvastarOkes, I want you to tell me STRAIGHT when the last time was when you had your mind flippin’ BLOWN by a nightclub experience that was like a Las Vegas THEME-BASED HOTEL?!

Cause what I’m about to show you is gonna make you KAK it’s so flippin’ off the chain!

Remember the first time you walked into Monte Casino and were like, “FLIP BOET! Am I inside or outside?! It’s so flippin’ REALISTIC I can’t tell the difference! Am I in EUROPE?! What the flip is going on?!”

Well ma boychays and belters, now imagine that experience happening again but instead of being in a foreign country, you’re gonna be on the foreign PLANET OF AVATAR!

That’s right. Some GENIUS ous out there have recreahated the 3D experience of Avatar in a nightclub called AVASTAR that’s gonna flippin change Rivonia into the nightclub CAPITAL of South Africa.

 

 

We’re talking FLAME-THROWERS EVERY 10 MINUTES, LCD MACHINES, LOW-FOG CHANDELIERS, OPTICAL-FIBRO CRYSTAL SNOW INTERACTION BAR COUNTERS, THE WORKS MY FRIEND!

And don’t even get me flippin started on the beautiful Avatar works of art all over the club that show blue Avatar BELTERS with lekker big boobs because okes, women in this club are goddesses!

So how do you approach one of these goddess BELTERS to talk to you? Okes, the Avastar Nightclub Charna has your BACK on this one boet! He’s got a trick boychays and if you just watch the video below, he will learn you this VITAL TRICK for free!

What a flippin’ LEGEND!

 

 

Boet, all I can say is I look forward in seeing HIM there at Avastar because a nightclub like that doesn’t come around every day ma boychays, no.

It comes for 6 months at a time, MAXIMUM, so check it out before they close it after the flippin BUFF bouncers at the place take too much juice one night and by mistake kill a oke who asks where the toilet is in a KAK tone of voice.

See you BUFF ous and BELTERS there!

-ST


8 Responses to “Okes Who Like To Klap It #15: Avastar Nightclub Charna”


  1. 1 murraybiscuit
    June 6, 2012 at 10:37 am

    borrel store. claaassssicc.

  2. 3 dp
    June 6, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    0:30 struggling to pronounce the name… perhaps he was choking on disbelief.

  3. 4 rod
    June 10, 2012 at 3:35 pm

    A BIG worry. Is he for real??????????

  4. 5 Jaco Mostert
    June 11, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    Remind me of parties in the future

  5. 6 collin s nxumalo
    June 23, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    i’ll like to come work for u , as a barman ma cell no is 0710114744

  6. 7 shaun
    October 4, 2012 at 7:03 am

    Flippin flip! I frikkin schmark this website. Its frikkin tighter than my glute cheeks. But don’t stress slick tiger, those scrorny whimp advertiser okes will catch a klap! And a drib and another klap. Keep up the good work slick and u r looking frikkin buff in those pics. Chow boetie catch at the bench press.

    • October 4, 2012 at 9:43 am

      Shaun, you LEGEND OKE. Thanks for the comment charn. You too can look as buff as the Tiger, all you gotta do is damage your brain to the point where you no longer feel pain or can think for yourselve, eat weights until it feels like your bones are splintering and eat nothing but protein shakes, protein bars, protein steaks and protein protein.
      KLAP IT!
      -ST


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