Okes Who Like To Klap It #14: Mullet CHarna

he-manHazit boychays and belters!

Remember sometimes ago when I wrote about how once in awhile a charna comes along who is a boychay who is a insp-HIRATION to other boychays, a oke who is UNAFRAID to flippin become a MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE like the ultimate gym-klapper of all time and my personal hero HE-OKE?

Ja, well that charna, who okes now call THE CHOSEN CHARNA, has done a flippin OFF THE CHAIN video he asked me to put up a few days ago but I forgot because I was in court after this thing that happened at Tiger Tiger where I took too much JUICE and put some okes in hospital.

I mean seriously?! How’s this: this bloody moffie-oke comes up to me and has the flippin’ BALLS to say “Sorry man, have you got a light?”

I mean, what a CHOP! “Seriously oke,” I said to him, “are you chewing a brick or are you looking at me? Either way you gonna LOSE YOUR TEETH!”

But forget that kak. Check out this schweet video, which has all my 3 favourite things: charnas, doof-doof music and H20!



But wait okes! It get’s better!

If you’re one of the first 50 okes to leave a comment after this post, you’ll get a free, flippin’ MASSIVE-SIZED poster* of that very charna from the video that you can hang on your living room that looks like this:



BE a charna, GET the belters and be the AWESOMEST OKE YOU CAN BE.





3 Responses to “Okes Who Like To Klap It #14: Mullet CHarna”

  1. 1 The Oros Man
    June 20, 2012 at 12:55 am

    My Charna you better not be pulling my dick about that free poster. I heard its hard to squat at gym with broken knee kaps my boet

    • June 20, 2012 at 9:25 am

      Boedie, if I didn’t know any better, wiff a threat like that I’d say you were LEBANESE!
      How can you tell if you’re in a Lebanese gym?
      The punching bag’s on the floor and 5 okes are kicking it!
      But no, schweet my boet, the poster’s in the mail 😉

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