Archive for January 24th, 2013


Were the 90s Really This Bad?!

Techno PoopSometimes on the interwebs you dig up something so cheesy that it goes beyond the limits of being funny because it’s so crap and passes beyond those limits into just being crap.

Remember that video I posted of that rave from 1997? Yeah, that was funny because there were clearly a lot of drugs involved which, when combined with people who clearly can’t handle them, is pretty damn hilarious.

Hollywood hadn’t quite latched onto “the scene” yet though and still thought techno was what all the cool kids were listening to which resulted in this fucking awful scene from the 1996 movie Vibrations.

Brace yourselves. We’re about to head into cybertronic, trance-inducing, inter galactic hardcore neutronic mutilation!

Um… yeah…



Wow. No wonder people started taking ecstasy and going to raves.

ANYTHING to escape that godawful regurgitated 80s “too hip to be square” shite.

Thing is, that doesn’t sound like the techno I remember at all. 2Unlimited was techno! Haddaway was techno! Fucking Whigfield was… Christ, I don’t know what Whigfield was…

Anyway. Have a great Thursday. Be thankful it’s not the 90s Winking smile