The Tiger Is A “Duscusting” Person

Palpatine(250x271)Hiya Party People!

My god it feels like ages since I last posted on this junkyard site, my apologies to my regular readers. To say I’ve been busy over the past two weeks is a total understatement – I’ve been livingbreathingeatingshittingsleeping work, but things are finally calming down a bit.

So yesterday I hit up into the backend of my site (um, wait, that doesn’t sound right…) and I find a comment I just had to share with you guys because the person who wrote it is clearly mentally handicapped / insane and should not be allowed within fifty feet of the interwebs.

A little context before I post her gem of a comment. The post she wrote it about is nearly a year old and was written (ironically) after a bout of not posting for a few days because I was snowed under.

I called the post “The Tiger Jumps Back On The Horse” and posted the following pic because, well, it shows a tiger on a horse:



So here’s what “Natasha” had to say about that pic:

I find it absolutely DUSCUSTING that people like you are willing to hurt and make animals suffer for others intertainment. like making wild animals be cooped up in tiny cages 24/7 when they should be free to run around in the WILD! i am going to do EVERYTHING in my power to see that animals are treated properly and that animals are no longer part of the circus

What a load of total and utter fucking bullshit!

For the record, I have never hurt or made an animal suffer EVER, I have never locked a wild animal up in a “tiny cage” and I have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that animals are part of the circus.

All these fucking assumptions just because I posted a pic I stole off the interwebs somewhere. And don’t even get me started on the awesome grammar in that comment.



Believe it or not, this is not the first time something like this has happened.

Anyone remember the “Stray Cat Recipe” post I banged out last year when times were tight and I had to resort to eating stray cats to survive?

Yeah, the comment I got from that one was even better. Check it:

This is THE most disturbing and shocking thing I have EVER read. Firstly, thank you for bringing the public’s attention to a very volatile situation that undeserving animals (yes, ANIMALS) find themselves in due to the stupidity of so called HUMANS.
How cowardly, to attack the defenceless.
Understood that whilst your post may be in jest, it is a poor showing of “human nature”, which is so cowardly that it must turn its energy on those that are unable to respond lest said “human” ACTUALLY be faced with a hint of a compassion, let alone a conscious awareness.
I am disgusted, and frankly, I suggest you find something that may just be a tad USEFUL to human nature, to take up what is clearly way too much time on your part.

So there you have it folks. I am a DUSCUSTING and cowardly human being with too much time on his hands (ha! Christ, I wish) who should throw himself in front of the nearest oncoming train and do humanity a favour.

Incidentally, you should definitely read my reply to the comment above, good times! Winking smile

Let this be a warning to you all – NOTHING is funny anymore. The world is a fucking SERIOUS place so you better get in line and wipe that goddamn smirk off your face.



The Fun Police are locked and loaded with more passive aggression than you can shake a stick at and they’re coming for us brothers and sisters.

It’s blood for blood by the gallon.

And I’m ready for war.


3 Responses to “The Tiger Is A “Duscusting” Person”

  1. 1 A
    July 20, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    Instead of training your tigers to ride horses, you should breed them and eat their kittens. Tiger kittens are way more nutritious than stray cats. Plus, you’ll have some ginger pelts to keep you warm ‘n stuff.

    Survival of the fittest, ST. Survival of the fittest. You need to be one-step ahead when the Fun Police unleash the full force of their fury.

    • July 20, 2012 at 2:45 pm

      When that day comes, and they crash through the walls of this junkyard site, waving their anti-fun batons and gagging us all with mouthfuls of quick-drying anti-fun foam-cement, it’s good to know I’ll have an army of crazy cats like you waiting 😉
      Thanks for the killer advice.
      Kitteh-noms you say?
      Ginger pelts?
      I’m sold.

  2. 3 Seerower
    July 24, 2012 at 5:47 am

    Trollbuster tip #4: Erect a virtual paddock for high horses, preferably next to a bridge.

    I prefer Shepherd’s Pie but only if it was made with real German Shepherd puppies and only if I can wear slippers made from their pelts while eating it (waste not, want not).

    Then again, if it has Dubya’s stamp of approval…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

CommentLuv badge